Meet your fave new fitness app

Bored of diet culture? Us too. Meet nobs, the no bs approach to fitness. With zero burpees

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No transformation
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No jumping,
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No bullshit,
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Workouts you'll actually enjoy

Science-based 12 week programs designed to build strength, muscle tone and confidence.

Whether you’re new to the gym or have been around the block/squat rack - or prefer to train at home with dumbbells or just a backpack, we got you.

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Recipes, not meal plans

Calorie counting is a tool but it’s not for everyone. Instead, our nobs-chef has whipped up a batch of easy, no fuss recipes for your body and soul.

Bookmark your faves to save for later. With options for vegans, pesci and meaty nobs.

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Daily pep-talks

Personalised affirmations without the cringe to help you stop being such a d*ck to yourself.

Health is not just physical, mental health matters. Over time by practising your pep-talks, your internal self critic will suddenly become less mouthy.

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Graduate and unlock levels

New levels for you to unlock - no 12-week transformations here, your body is not a 'before' or 'after'.

Create and maintain a weekly routine that you LUV by completing all workouts from a core guide and leveling up!

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Class of nobs

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What to expect as a member

strength focus > weight loss

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workouts you'll actually like

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no boring meal plans

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no calorie tracking

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no body transformation pictures

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no burpees

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'toxic fitness apps'

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Our founder, Lucy Mountain

A diet culture survivor with a grudge.

I created an app for you which cares less about what your body looks like and more about what it can do. No calorie counting, no extremes, and no guilt-tripping disguised as motivation. Just science driven workout plans, delicious recipes and a sh*t load of education.

This is just the beginning for what I have in store for us. I dedicate this to all of my nobs who have supported and grown with me over the years. You all know who you are. And I bloody love you.

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Lucy's anti-diet emails

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